Barron Trump Crowned King of New Canada as Elon Musk Declares War on UK
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning geopolitical shake-up, President Donald J. Trump has officially named his son, Barron Trump , as King of New Canada , formerly known as Canada but now rebranded as The United Providences of Trump (UPT) . This historic move comes after Elon Musk , self-proclaimed King of Muskland (formerly Greenland), announced he would personally invade and seize Canada from the United Kingdom , declaring that King Charles III is “way over his head” and never had a right to Canada in the first place. “Canada was always supposed to be part of America. Everyone knows it. I know it. You know it. Even the Canadians know it,” Musk said in a Tweet sent out from his Neuralink-powered brain. “It’s time to make things right. Me and my DOGE Kids will personally lead the charge. ” Barron Trump: The Young King of New Canada After Musk’s one-man conquest proved successful, President Trump wasted no time in securing Canada for House Trump , installing his 18-year-old son, ...