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  Idaho Begins "Less-Lethal" Firing Squad Tests on Death Row Inmates, Testing Goes as Well as Expected BOISE, ID – Idaho is making history in the worst way possible, officially becoming the first state in modern America to bring back the firing squad as its primary execution method. But before the state can start fatally shooting inmates with live rounds, officials say they must conduct "comprehensive testing" to ensure that everything runs as smoothly as a government-run execution firing squad possibly can. Their solution? Using death row inmates as test subjects for their cutting-edge remote-operated firing squad system —except, for now, they’re swapping out real bullets for less-lethal riot rounds. The idea, according to officials, is that these inmates will help Idaho’s Department of Corrections perfect the “mechanized” execution system without the messy inconvenience of actual death. Testing Phase Kicks Off with Minor—But Totally Expected—Incidents The fi...

Moscow, ID, - These days, everyone has some theory about Bryan Kohberger, but the identical twin story is spot on. It supposedly explains some of his more cryptic statements, like when he asked if anyone else had been arrested and his eerie "I'm here to help you." The story goes like this: Bryan, at some point, discovered a dark family secret. His mother had given away one of her identical twin boys at birth, Aryan Christopher Kohberger, with little to no paper trail. It was a closed adoption, one of those backdoor deals that left no official record. Anonymous hospital staff told us that the mom, in her drug induced confusion after having twins, had named both boys Ryan Christopher. To tell them apart, hospital staff had simply put an A for one, and a B for the other. This somehow transferred to their birth certificates as Aryan and Bryan. Nevertheless, something in Bryan must have felt the missing connection, a pull toward an unknown part of himself. Being obsessi...