Where’s Joe? The Post-Presidency Adventures of Joe Biden (And the Secret Service Agents Trying to Keep Up)
WASHINGTON, D.C. – It has been several weeks since Joe Biden left the White House, but if you ask him, he might not be entirely sure that he did. At 6:30 AM on a brisk Wednesday morning, a group of White House gardeners were startled when they discovered the former president standing on the South Lawn in his bathrobe, holding a flashlight, and whispering, “Malarkey… malarkey everywhere.” When approached by Secret Service, Biden reportedly pointed at the White House and yelled, "Who let that guy in my house?!" referring, of course, to Donald Trump. “We have a situation,” one agent was heard saying into his earpiece. “Eagle has landed on the wrong timeline again.” Secret Service’s Newest Nightmare: Keeping Up with Joe For most former presidents, the Secret Service’s job is straightforward: keep them safe, secure, and on schedule. But for Biden’s security detail, the job has become more of an Olympic-level scavenger hunt. “Honestly, we thought post-presidency would be e...